2008-2009: Issue #2

ISSUE #2

THE 5^TH GRADERS’ LAST YEAR AT MEMORIAL

by Tiffany and Morgan

HI!!! This is Tiffany and Morgan here to talk about our last year and what it’s going to be like. 5^th grade is a special part of our life. We are going to Central Middle School next year and we are a little scared. We will tell you about what you’ll be able and not able to do in 5^thgrade.

Central Middle School

These are the top 10 things you should and should not do as a 5th grader.

10. Do not lie

9. Do your homework

8. Don’t talk in class especially when the teacher is talking.

7. Do respect the teachers

6. Do respect other people

5. Don’t be late

4. Don’t take charge

3. Do listen to your teachers

2. Do not swear in the school

Here is the top reason on what to do.

1. Be nice

That is all for now. Good luck and check in with us next time.

Jokes, Jokes, JOKES!!

by Tiffany and Morgan

1. What does a dog call a cat?? Food!!

2. What happens when a burglar steals a burger?? The burger alarm sets off!!

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? You! You who? You who, come here.

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? You don’t have to cry.

More Jokes

by Tiffany and Breanna

1. What did one keyboard say to the other? Sorry, I’m not your type.

2. What fishy pet can a ghost keep? A ghoul-fish!

3. Why was the hammer sorry? Because it hit nail on the head!

4. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!

The Haunted Bathroom

by Gabby, Nancy, and Gianna

One day I went to school and everyone was telling me that the bathrooms were haunted. Someone also said that she heard screaming in the bathroom. One of my other friends said that he heard a noise then looked back and he saw a white ghost. Many people believed it, but some people didn’t. Someone also said that that the last stall had wind blowing and was cold and had cobwebs. Some people were seeing shadows and hearing voices. One day I went in the bathroom and……….AHHHHHHH!!!

I heard screaming and I ran out as fast as I could. After that day a lot of people said that the bathroom was haunted because so many people do bloody Mary. A few months later a girl ran in the bathroom and never cam out, and people wondered what happened to her. A few weeks later, her best friend went in the bathroom to look for her friend, and she wasn’t there. So she screamed and never came back, and it kept going on and on. Every time a person went in the bathroom, the people never came back.

See you next time…….